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Could One Man’s Disability Alter the Fate of Mankind Irrevocably?

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by Treadmarkz

That one man I am referring to is, of course, Kim Jong-Il, North Korean rock star and dictator.

It was reported on Thursday that Kim (or Mr. Il, if you will) has within the last month had a stroke which may have left him paralyzed on one side of his body, and prone to spasms. He has not appeared in public since, because a public spasm would, of course, be a tremendous faux pas, especially in front of his throngs of admirers.

But what’s more, with Kim out of commission, talks between the U.S. and North Korea about nuclear (or nucular if you’re President Bush) disarmament may be indefinitely sidetracked. It’s bad enough that Kim already feels his good name is being dragged through the proverbial mud by the U.S. not taking him off the official Nucular Bad Guy list. Now this?

Could Kim’s newfound disability imperil one of the most important diplomatic chess matches of our time, thereby putting the path to “World Peace” into a tailspin never to be corrected? Or will North Korea’s second-in-command Kim Yong Nam step up and save the day? Just a question.

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Seriously, If This Crap Didn’t Actually Happen, I Couldn’t Make It Up!

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by Treadmarkz

I was at my local public library tonight with my wife and after this happened, I immediately went and told her “This is going straight into the blog when we get home.”

I was on the computer searching the library catalog and I typed in “disabled history”. That is all I typed in. Okay? Ya with me so far? Okay, and when I pressed “Search”, the very first result I received for “disabled history” was….I swear to God I am not making this up……”Guide to the Presidency.”

That was almost as good as yesterday when we were at Target and I found a “Best of Vanilla Ice” CD and it had a label on it saying that it was recyclable. Again, I don’t make these things up. I don’t have to.